Garden Gate Closer

Uh oh, people are once again taking things way too serious
Go to your local store (if you have one) and buy a pint of maggots and worms and spread them all over your garden every morning. As we all know birds hate worms and maggots so it's sure to stay away ... However, your driver should be a lesson ... which to speak for a week and see how she likes it

sounds to me heaven

tell him

a cattle prod usually works for me

ask him, leave a note? i NCE

post a message.

"Close the gate or you will be shot .. twice!

LOL. If you close the door, will not only birds fly over?

Anyway, if it continues to be left open, you can put a spring on it to get close. Or give him time to scream on the next you see him.

you have to shout and say "HEY dummy! you forgot to close the door! birds GET IN fool, and I mention that the delivery of newspapers YOUR always 3 minutes late?" GOSH YOUR even worse than that PIZZA GUY "!

Ask him when he delivers a newspaper next if he can close the door behind him.

Ask him nicely .... failing to throw pieces of bread at him. Sure to scare away pesky birds also

Uh ... Why your newspaper boy, even in your garden?

And in case you have not noticed the birds flying above .... doors ... they can not walk by them.

Can not these birds fly over the garden gate technically? You can leave a message on your garden gate, saying: "Please close the door well after going through" or something.

Birds can be stupid, but you, sir, are stupid.

The birds normally fly in my garden.They not only walk on the garden path.

Lmao.

The only thing you can do to keep the birds to cover the lawn of oats and other seeds. They climb over the fence anyway.

Tell him no advice unless it closes the door.

Tell him firmly but politely.

Put a spring on it so it blows hard!